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Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
by A For Anon April 6, 2008
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Martinnoying

A boy named Martin. M who is annoying af. If you meet a Martin keep away or you’ll get a headache
Omg my man Martin is sooo martinnoying
by MoooBz March 9, 2019
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MartinZonedOut

An artist with 1k followers on twitter, which is also obsessed with an slurp man and a slurp girl
-Im MartinZonedOut from twitter
-Aren't you that guy that always draws rippley
by TheFloorInACinema October 7, 2020
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Ivar Martinson

Ivar haffar bara 05 tjejer
by Hackarn December 11, 2018
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Mrs. Martino's APES Class

The highlight of every purple day, when Tyler and Meena hustle to class in an attempt to beat the UMHS Flash. Dan's huge ego, Logan's blunt sarcasm, and others' comments combine to make delicious drama stew. And don't forget a side of ... roast beef! Another perk is that you get to see Dan yell at his classmates for being off task, LIVE! When everyone is not roasting each other, the class acts as one happy family. Mrs. Martino is a great teacher, and she thinks amazingly of her students.
Dan beats everyone to Mrs. Martino's APES class every day.
by When the impostor is sus March 22, 2022
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martinophobia

-noun- The fear of people named Martin.
"Why are you all scared of me?" asked Martin, "Do you have martinophobia?"
by theAlien July 1, 2009
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martino

M-are-t-EE-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.
Guy 1: "Bruh- I bet the Earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life."
Guy 2: "uhh..."
Guy 1: "#Martino."
by butyoureugly June 18, 2014
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