by GACAE May 13, 2010
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by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014
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by Amos Bwatt September 16, 2004
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2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
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2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
by jethro January 16, 2004
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by Z1Y2X3 May 31, 2009
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Irony in the first degree.
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