martanda

Is a Sexy bitch who has spanked his wife is the assssssss

'Oh that Martanda over there has spanked me before..'

by martyboiii May 26, 2021

Maranda

Your dads hot girlfriend

dude your dads girlfriend is super hot! Is her name Maranda?

by tootietot November 24, 2021

myrranda

an amazing powerful woman who is empathetic, trustworthy, and passionate

i wish i had a myrranda, everyone needs a myrranda

by ur mom.com333 April 6, 2023

Dirty Maranda

A girl who keeps it clean while dating but let's it all go when in a relationship ....

I would have never guessed dirty Maranda would have been up for this she doesn't even sext...

by Mulroara June 8, 2020

Maranda

A pear. Maranda is also a commonly used slang term for a woman who has the body shape similar to a pear.

That girl is shaped like a pear.

yeah what a maranda!

by Erik Erikson December 21, 2010

Maranda

A bitch that stay eating everybody stuff

Stop being a maranda

by Eat all day May 8, 2017

Merranda

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.

Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong

by Poonjockey July 28, 2010