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Victoria marques

An egg looking basic white girl with no flavor what’s so ever. She’s also a homie hopper. Her forehead is also bigger than Jupiter
“Ohh Victoria marques has been with Mattia and Alejandro

“Who’s the first homie hopper that comes to mind...Victoria Marques”

“I want to grab a ruler and measure Victoria Marques forehead”
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cindy marques 

shes a bad bitch full of clout dont mess w her ;)

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway 

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway 

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

marquis de lafayette 

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Is taking this horse by the reigns, making redcoats redder with bloodstains
Marquis de Lafayette goes to France for more funds and comes back with more guns. And ships.

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

Marqueese 

A cute guy who listens and cares. Makes you feel special AF even if you dont get to see him that much. Patient and sweet as hell even though he has two devils on his shoulders. Wont let you down.
Girl1: Marqueese refuses to spell my name right!
Girl2:Thats okay, he is really sweet!

Girl1: Yeah you’re right
Marqueese by OneMoreCornball October 5, 2018