Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.
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by Brainjj April 13, 2019
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"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
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Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.
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-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.
-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.
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-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.
-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.
-It's the Big Daddy to merk.
-To totally fuk shit up the ass
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Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.
Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.
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