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VERB:

-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.

-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.

-It's the Big Daddy to merk.

-To totally fuk shit up the ass
Omg dude Ryan marph'd some kids lastnight on Call of Duty, he got a triple kill with a Flash bang!

Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.
Marph by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild December 14, 2009
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To feel indifferent or not bothered by something.
A friend asks you: "Hey man, what you think of that new chick?"
You reply: "Marph"
marph by Zomboy............ June 19, 2007
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March 22nd, 2013 

The day the band My Chemical Romance broke up, a solemn day observed by emos worldwide.
March 22nd, 2013, is the day the music died for emos worldwide.

12th March 

This day is for the best people in the world cause they were born on this day lemme just remind you we are soo cool and we actually are kind. You can also get them in a relationship
Person 1:Hey look isn’t there birthday on The 12th March

Person2:Oh yeah, they must be amazing let’s be there friend and make sure there aren’t single
12th March by Mazzagmyg October 22, 2019
Only a very small number of people are born on this day. If you are, we'll you are very special. Those born on this day are usually fierce by nature but soft at heart. They seek justice and independence, always, and I mean always, standing up for others or oneself until they win the case. They hardly ever give up so don't bitch around with them. Also being recognised as the more silent one, they don't live to trust. They are very wary of the people around them. If you are not of type, you would be crashed hard. Those born on this day have a very unique personality which makes them very special because they are very different from others and are born as leaders. Their decision making is one of a kind as their gut feeling is probably one of the strongest of all birthdays. However, these people are introverts and never do share their secrets no matter how much of probing.
March 31 by Person038 October 25, 2019

March 22nd 2013 

THE DAY MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. MCR BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT. THE ONLY BAD THING GERARD WAY HAS EVER DONE
Man, it's been three years since March 22nd 2013, feels like ten

March 19th 

a mf legend was born on March 19th
Joe: what happened on March 19th

Harry: a mf legend was born
Joe: oh yeah
March 19th by a mf legend October 15, 2019
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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