Marissa 

A girl who may not be the skinniest. Very funny and awesome attitude. But once you start talking shit about her friends or family, prepare to be attacked.

No Marissa, you can’t attack her just because she said I looked weird!

Marissa by This is a definition October 30, 2017

Marissa 

She’s scared of small things and doesn’t know what she wants in this world. She’s trying to figure out her future but can’t. She only wants to make people happy, but that often comes at her expense. There are rarely days that she doesn’t want to cry. She just on the larger side and hates tight fitting clothes because when she breathes she thinks everyone can see her stomach. She’s holding her breath trying not to mess up.

Hey Marissa are you ok?

Yeah I’m “thriving”

Marissa by Decisions are hard October 17, 2019

Marissa 

A Marissa is a great best friend and is amazing and beautiful. you cant talk to her about anything and they always listen. they are great in bed and very sexy. they don't take shit from anyone. she is the most beautiful, intelligant, gorgeous, kind, amazing girl you will ever meet. i love you marissa and i always will. <333 love zac.

Marissa is my best friend

Marissa by zac whitcomb November 23, 2010

Marissa 

the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.

I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.

Marissa by unusual suspect October 6, 2008

Marissa 

My super awesome name!

Marissa is the bomb!

Marissa by .:Ello-Govna!:. May 9, 2009

marissa 

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."

marissa by heyfever May 2, 2008

Marissa 

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.

Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that...
Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance?
Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know?
Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.

Marissa by HarrySack69 March 14, 2011