margarine

Choppy water. The opposite of butter. Not acceptable for wakeboarding.

We were going to wakeboard this morning but the water was like margarine so we just surfed instead.

by unstopular August 28, 2010

Mary Margaret

Mary Margaret is a thoughtful and reserved girl who likes to stay on the outside of the group. She can be your most loyal friend but if you cross her you'll meet the spawn of the devil.

Everyone needs a Mary Margaret. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys. Supposedly good in bed but easily disappointed.

Considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love Mary Margaret's, girls are jealous of them. smile alot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. Mary Margarets are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.

Awww Mary Margaret!! You’re so adorable!

by OkayBusatsys June 1, 2018

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

Margad

Everything that is great in this world but only present in one being and that is "Margad." Something that the guys aspire to be and the girls aspire to be with. Many try but only the girls succeed.

A hundred girls flocked to him much like the "Axe" effect but only one was able to leave with MARGAD.

by The Envied One April 25, 2005

Margret Thatcher

MARGRET THATCHER IS DEAD!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!

To Margret Thatcher:
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........

by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020

Maggie (Margaret)

this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...

Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.

by hawke-attack December 15, 2011

jess margera

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

by 2912clover January 18, 2006