Noun- To be a Martine you must be absolutely Shmexay, number-one hottie of your school, help the compaign of bringing sexy back, sexy, beautiful, funny, hot, scorching, and of course be modest, the total opposite of being autumn
by Insane Waffle December 03, 2006

A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.
Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.
by crazyassmotherducker May 25, 2010

Martin is a amazing, funny and truthful person. He is honest with his feelings and any girl would be lucky to have him. He is very special and one of a kind
by EmoChicxD July 13, 2018

"hey here comes that martin
lets rub his scalp"!.
"did you see dave"
"yeah hes so funny hes a martin"
lets rub his scalp"!.
"did you see dave"
"yeah hes so funny hes a martin"
by mr. santalaskamel October 03, 2010

by Viiictorrrrr October 03, 2018

(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
by Margerie915 February 14, 2017

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.
by Theslimmone February 04, 2020
