The preposterous shoe-string worn around a man's neck which dangles the ID cards of middle-aged professionals who gave up on upward mobility years ago.
by Tiecoon October 28, 2010
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by Stacey lopez July 4, 2008
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plural - menyards
plural - menyards
by loveya October 21, 2006
Get the manyard mug.Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.
John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee
Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!
Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!
by jimg123 January 12, 2009
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Get the manarded mug.A man whose done something an actual man would never do. Usually resulting in a one week revoke of his man card. A second infraction in less than a year results in a lifetime ban of his man card.
Blake was caught sleeping with a Pokemon doll. Section B8 of the unwritten mancard rules states that his action was mancardrevokable...resulting in a one week suspension....also, for the week, his new name shall be "Blakachu".
by benJAMin31 June 6, 2016
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