Nantucket

A beautiful island 30 miles off the coast of Cape Cod, Mass. This island is far superior to its bastard sibiling, Martha's Vineyard which is located to the west. This superiority is not only because of its superior athletics program, but also because of the fact that there are no trailer parks on Nantucket.

In the summer Nantucket transforms from a small local population to a bustling toursit community. Sailing is a necessary passtime for one who wishes to live on Nantucket. Also included in a well-rounded Nantucketer's wardrobe are pastel polos, popped collars, rainbows, seersucker, and madras.

There are multiple events on Nantucket which make it the desired summer location, including Figawi weekend, the Opera House Cup Party and the Fourth of July. Often, locals and summer folk alike can be found drinking cheap beer on the best beaches in the world around bonfires.

While the summer on Nantucket is very fun, oftentimes it is ruined by douchebags, mainly from Fairfield County, who think they own the island...they don't. Overall, however, Nantucket is the place to be from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

"Where are you from?"

"Nantucket"

"People actually live there?"

by @@@@ May 30, 2006

Man From Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie

at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke

by Woah I Do Not Care May 19, 2018

nantucket

1. a common last word in the first line of limericks

2. an island and town in Massachusetts, which, if the limericks are to be believed, is inhabited by sexually perverse and possibly nymphomaniacal people

The man from Nantucket is a frequent poster to Urban Dictionary.

by mandingoe July 23, 2004

nantucket

In the winter, a quiet little drinking town with a small fishing problem off the coast of Cape Cod, MA. The summer however, is quite different. The population explodes five-fold with the coming of insanly wealthy preppy tourists, who are not to be confused with the locals by anymeans. I am a local, and I can tell you, most locals are NOT rich. We are the construction workers, the landscapers, and the people who cook and clean up after the summer folk, becuase they are too "good" to do any work themselves. Of course, there are exceptions. Look hard enough and you just might find a rich local, or a cool tourist. Respect the locals and you are sure to have a good summer. See also: Figawi.

Many Nantucket locals think Connecticut sucks, or at least the towns of Greenwitch and Darien. Snobby bastards.

by FigawiGoose September 29, 2005

Nantucket Chiller

a golden shower, followed by being blown on by a box fan for 3-5 minutes while eating a can of baked beans; also known as 'Nor-Easter Wet Willie'

Frank gave Sally a nantucket chiller for her birthday.

by w.l. speller September 15, 2006

Nantucket Bucket

When you catch a fresh fish from the sea, stick it in a bucket full of salt water, then use the slime from the fish as lube.

Hey what special items do you use for sex? I use the Nantucket Bucket to help get my dick in.

by The Great Zambino March 12, 2017

From Nantucket

When a male is described as being from Nantucket, it is a polite way of saying that he has a huge penis. The term is derived from the famous lymric "There once was a man from Nantucket"

Last night I saw a Ron Jeremy film, wow that dude is from Nantucket! He is huge!

by pink lady c January 26, 2013