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The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.
by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008
Get the Mantise mug.The female equivalent of a womanizer. A girl who pretends to love men and mean it but really she just wants them for her own selfish purposes and will say anything they can to make sure they sound bad. See Taylor Swift
Guy #1: Did Taylor Swift break up with her boyfriend again?!?
Guy #2: Yeah. She also just released a song potraying HIM as the bad guy and is telling everybody that it was HIS fault, which anyone with half a brain wouldn't believe.
Guy #1: What a manizer!
Guy #2: Yeah. She also just released a song potraying HIM as the bad guy and is telling everybody that it was HIS fault, which anyone with half a brain wouldn't believe.
Guy #1: What a manizer!
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz August 9, 2015
Get the Manizer mug.by White girl Named Latham March 17, 2019
Get the Manties mug.Reffering to the size of a mans dick
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my ass this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. Not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. And a little FYI did you know that a mans true penis size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. So what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and BUY that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. Medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.Great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. Big(6-8 fully erect)- Good size to see on pornos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. Nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. Sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. Huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (damn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). Its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size E the man's gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a pussy like you just had a child than go for this. These Monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports VIRGINS BE WARNED!!!
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my ass this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. Not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. And a little FYI did you know that a mans true penis size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. So what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and BUY that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. Medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.Great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. Big(6-8 fully erect)- Good size to see on pornos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. Nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. Sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. Huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (damn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). Its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size E the man's gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a pussy like you just had a child than go for this. These Monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports VIRGINS BE WARNED!!!
"it aint the size of the boat that counts its the motion of the ocean and how you move about it."
IT is said that the size of a mans penis aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. Yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you'll be closer than than you think.
IT is said that the size of a mans penis aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. Yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you'll be closer than than you think.
by MK March 21, 2005
Get the Mansize mug.My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!
by GlazeHer July 1, 2014
Get the granny manties mug.A male who takes advantage of other men sexually, mentally and emotionally. He leaves them torn apart, especially in the anal region. They are usually very sneaky and have many men lined up to use and abuse. Besides stealing the hearts and anal cherries of their male counterparts, these manizers will also take you out to dinner and never call you back.
by Evil Temptress1011 January 9, 2012
Get the Manizer mug.The thong like underwear that are often worn by old men on European beaches. The man thong, not for the average male. Only men like Ron Burgundy and Pierce Brosnan are allowed to wear manties. More acceptable when worn accompanied by a robe.
Peter- WTF is that guy wearing?!
Tom- Those my friend, are manties.
Peter- HUH?
Tom- AKA the man thong.
Peter- Ew. If you ever see me wearing those, punch me please.
Tom- Those my friend, are manties.
Peter- HUH?
Tom- AKA the man thong.
Peter- Ew. If you ever see me wearing those, punch me please.
by joeswanson July 23, 2009
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