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Manties

The thong like underwear that are often worn by old men on European beaches. The man thong, not for the average male. Only men like Ron Burgundy and Pierce Brosnan are allowed to wear manties. More acceptable when worn accompanied by a robe.
Peter- WTF is that guy wearing?!
Tom- Those my friend, are manties.
Peter- HUH?
Tom- AKA the man thong.
Peter- Ew. If you ever see me wearing those, punch me please.
by joeswanson July 23, 2009
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Mesticles

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles
by Suklaa October 13, 2017
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when you have so little manliness that even autocorrect is against you
I am such a man, I can do anything with my maniless!!1111!
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Old Mantics

Old men, over the age of any kind of logical use to society who insist on being in control. Usually insistent on being correct, and totally narcissistic in behavior. Often times asking someone's opinion on an issue, but quickly belittling them and criticizing the opinion as stupid or ridiculous right before they tell you the correct way. Never listens or considers anyone else but himself.

You can not win when up against old mantics (old man antics)
You know every single time he comes into the room we know we will be bombarded with "i told you so's", or "you should have's" - he's always up to Old Mantics
by DW's July 11, 2016
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manties

1. A pair of very brief, tight fitting men's underpants. Prob. originated from an episode of the sitcom Seinfeld.

2. Underwear made for men and patterned after women's panties.
1. The guy took off his pants and he was wearing manties; I think I need a shower.

2. I'd wear panties, but manties have more room to move around in.
by meshou July 4, 2004
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masticle

Damn son! That's as big as a masticle!
by Honkey ass bitch March 9, 2004
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