monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.

Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!

by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008

I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

monopoly

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.

We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by miou-miou July 30, 2007

playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

Disney Monopoly

A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.

Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

monopoly money

What the Iraq War has turned the U.S. dollar into.

1 Euro is now equal to $1.60.

The U.S. Dollar becoming an example of monopoly money.

by Harry_Pothead6009 April 30, 2008