The Major (Hellsing)

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.

If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*

by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013

silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010

major cba

cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.

The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.

YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??

Kendy: major cba.

by Beester May 15, 2009

major hoe

A hoe dirtier then the one in your garden shed. This hoe is sleeping with your man flirting with your brother and giving hand jobs as Christmas presents. Once an unknown specimen now they attend high schools, collages, and universities everywhere. A major hoe has no friends just fuck buddies and girls who don't want her giving their boyfriend a blowjob.

Girl 1: Have you seen Charlotte lately

Girl 2: I avoid her she turned into a major hoe

by bossassbitch17 December 3, 2013

major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole

George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Freakin' Majo

an expression used when surprised/shocked or in pain

Ex: 1) Professor: "Your research papers are due today."

Student: "Freakin' Majo! I forgot to do it!"

Ex: 2) You stub your toe on something and cry out "Freakin' Majo

by jnicki April 1, 2010

Music Major

A student majoring in music is often questioned on their sanity due to the intense level of work required and the crap pay rates of just about any future job available. Despite often being intelligent, this person willingly locks him or herself into a practice room for hours every week, becoming a virtual slave. Furthermore, additional funds are spent by acquiring a teacher in his or her field of study. If ever you need a psychotic peer to explain to you the circle of fifths, this person will not be your target because he or she will look at you strangely and wonder why you do not know such an elementary concept.

Tom: Hey Bill, ya wanna catch a movie tonight?
Bill: Sorry best friend Tom, I've got rehearsal.

Sonny: Hey Bill, ya wanna study for that chem test tomorrow with me?
Bill: Chem test? psh... I don't study for superfluous classes! I've got rehearsal!

Sabrina: Hey Bill, I was wondering if you had plans this weekend? *gives Bill a sultry look*
Bill: Sorry Sabrina, love of my life, I've got rehearsal, but if it makes you feel any better I will sing my Mozart aria for you!

Sabrina: ....uh
Bill: ...I guess she didn't know I'm a Music Major.

by Michelle L. Rigby September 29, 2012