Manifesto 

Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).

1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow

2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.

Manifesto by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020

communist manifesto 

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.

The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"

communist manifesto by L-ho December 25, 2005

Streetlight Manifesto

Streetlight manifesto.. one of thee best most amazingly awesomee ska bands ever!!! known to man kind!! a mixture of reggae and rock.. and just everything dudee! amazing brass! and Bari and Tenor and Alto saxaphones..

dude seriosuly? wow.. go jump off a bridgee!, how do you not know who streetlight manifesto is?

Streetlight Manifesto by Liqhtninqq May 15, 2011

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

cornuism manifesto 

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.

fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn

cornuism manifesto by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

meat beat manifesto 

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

meat beat manifesto by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017

manifestdestiny 

Take a short bus from the Atlantic Ocean, starting at Hampton Beach, to the Pacific Ocean in California. The idea of Manifest Destiny is a belief that many had in the 1800's that it was the Americans God given right to unite one coast to the other.

So now we have nine Merrimack NH High School Seniors transforming a special education bus into their ride across the country; all of this just to see Bob Barker. and live manifestdestiny

It is manifestdestiny to take a short bus from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean

manifestdestiny by GI JOE ozone May 25, 2006