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mandrake

A semi-chewed piece of food (it can be any food but most commonly a sandwich) which is spat out onto the ground. Someone may wish to birth a mandrake for several reasons: an unpleasant tasting mouthful, an unwanted object e.g. a fly may have entered the eater’s mouth without consent or even just for fun.
The word originates from North Yorkshire where a boy named Caleb first gave birth to a mandrake outside U07 at South Craven School.
Oh look at that mandrake on the floor, it looks just like the insides of a Big Mac.
by Simon Hunter January 11, 2005
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Mandrake

also called the "Mandrak"/ and "he who shall not be named":

As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.

summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
"dude we dont speak of the mandrake out loud, the evils will escape..."
by therockefeller December 21, 2007
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Mandrake

i heard mack has been missing for a few days; somebody must haved mandraked him
by tuffpuff November 18, 2009
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Mandouche

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761
Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.
by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009
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Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!
Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now
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Mandache

Mandache is a simple person. He never really gets school and is always made fun of. On the inside though, Mandache is a very loving and caring person. He can sometimes get carried away.
Person: why is that kid rapping nonsense in the school yard

Kid: that’s Mandache, he always does that!
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A type of person who doesn’t really care abou what other people think and is really indifferent towards education.
You are such a Mandache
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