moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.

Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."

by kikispeedster May 22, 2010

Mander

The act of taking up ice time and or skating with other teams except for you own.

Matt- "that kid had been skating with all the younger teams and doesn't pay for any of the ice time"

Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"

by Mike1233 August 1, 2012

cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.

Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014

Mandled

To have carried out an action in manly fashion.

Word originates from the combination of the words "man" and "handled."

You didn't even cry during the notebook, you mandled it well!

by Ill Cartographer July 13, 2010

Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.

4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.

by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014