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mangled minge 

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team
hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe
mangled minge by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
A candle that smells like a man. The scent is musky and is reminiscent of a hot guy's cologne. Can be found in a single woman's room along with a body pillow and a heating pad.
"That mandle smells just like Acqua Di Gio I have to get it" "My boyfriend is out of town, so I bought a mandle that smells like him"
Mandle by Anniz November 23, 2014
A melding of the phrase "man handle"

To mandle is to take control of any given situation with such passion and severity that only the manliest of men could over come.
it is a suggested course of action to complete tasks, or to gain control.

Mandaling may also be used as a term for describing a situation in which things turned out for the worse.
Nick and joe Mandled the rush at work last night

we can mandle this pizza on our own

We got mandled during this game

Its time to mandle this math homework.
Mandle by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis
Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.
mangled dangle by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.
Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel
Mangled Squirrel by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020
Verb - to mandle - Most often used in the past tense (mandled) to describe a situation or event that was handled in the most manly and awesome way possible. Used in the present tense (mandle) as a form of encouragement to promote the handling of a forthcoming event in an epically manly way.
"Damn you just mandled that 32oz steak like a 2$ fish taco"

"Man up and go mandle that shit!"
Mandle by The-Man-Code February 28, 2013