An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.
Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
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