having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.
by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.
by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016

by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021

tod: hey what school do u got to?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
by cocksucker02 September 9, 2021

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.
Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
by Frosteus October 3, 2018

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
by yWaffle January 26, 2025

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.
by Glizzy Gladiator & The Squanch May 5, 2025
