manchild

An overweight, pill-popping, vain, whiney, paranoid, self-involved, clueless neo-con nimrod who loves the sound of his own voice who exploits the freedom to speak.
Rush Limbaugh is a pathetic manchild.
by flaggfox November 02, 2009
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One who has a hairy chest like a sweater or fur rug. He talks about stupid shit and also his own shit. He also wear a basketball jersey(clean or dirty) at all times. He is a so called player in his own mind but is only willing to pay for women. He likes them large and is scared that his dad may spank him. His sister sleeps in his bed and he needs permission to leave the house. He is also almost 30.
Manchild Joe went to DC and leaned up against a tree starring oddly at large women. He told them he owns pizza shop all while wearing his jersey and hitting end on his phone because his dad calls non stop to spank him. Manchild joe is one who stands in the corner and grunts at women. He makes them scared.
by Gorino Pig October 19, 2011
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MANCHILD

A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,

Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.
Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$

No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!

The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him

Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"
by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 03, 2013
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Will is a manchild
by Wheaties_007 October 26, 2008
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manchild

(a) Roy Munson from the movie Kingpin.
(b) A person that is a little bit bigger, a little bit tougher, and a little bit grungier than the average man.
"Roy Munson, a manchild."
"That guy is just a manchild. His arms must be bigger than my legs."
by J-dog April 26, 2005
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Stuart the manchild !!!!! a guy whos like 6'3" that sounds like a 6 year old. that kid on madtv is some funny shit
"when im nervous i usually just pee"
by Lucy October 22, 2004
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ManChild

Old, Grungy, Short, Nasty, Sick, Chode like Man.
My mother's boyfriend, GLEN, is a MANCHILD.
by The Burr June 09, 2004
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