Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.

“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”

by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Man Period

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂

Oh Nos is on his man period again!

by JxKx October 3, 2017

Man Period

1. When a man is acting like a woman on her period
2. When a man is bleeding from his urethra

Hes having a man period watch out

I had a man period last night. It was disgusting

by WhyAmIOnHere?? December 18, 2018

Man period

When your man is being cranky, childish and mad for no apparent reason.

Hey are you on your man period because your cranky

by Man period July 14, 2020