teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b

Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b

by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023

stickin' it to the man

Rebelling or showing opposition to authority by breaking rules. What Rockin is all about.

"hey, d'you hear Johnny let the air out of his boss's tires?"

"Yeah! That's stickin' it to the man!"

by Digga-Dan January 30, 2007

stick it to the man

intransitive verb: to perform an act of vandalism or general civil disobedience in order to oppose the power of the man.

"Dude, I just threw a brick at the head of the Nike corporation!"
"Dude! Way to stick it to the man!"

by Easty December 27, 2004

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006