Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

fakakta malarkey

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

by Neko713 June 5, 2013

festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

by guruwong May 13, 2005

Balagna-Malarkey

Malarkey from the Balagna Valley. Senseless talk with bs added to it. Double bs, bs squared, bs while the eyes are already rolling. Only to be used when balagna and malarkey used separately just isn't enough.

Did She just try to tell me her phone was accidentally on air plane mode??? Balagna-Malarkey!

by Thjudothchop June 12, 2025

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019

malarkey

most commonly used when addressing a guy named Aidan who goes by AH-DAN usually in a conversation about Kevin the oStRiCh :)

*when talking to aidan* No you’re done, your done Kevin. Kevin, this is malarkey.

by kevin.the.ostrich November 7, 2021

Malarkey

Putting the date before the month like a dumbass

"Dude, Matthew keeps using DD/MM/YY"

"What a load of Malarkey"

by not jingles September 19, 2025