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Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
by MufinMan November 11, 2007
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make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.
the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose
by scroogle September 9, 2003
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makeshitup.com

NOT A REAL SITE...
this is more like a gag joke that was started recently at my college.

place to cite sources that you have made up.
Edward: Everybody knows that 94.6% of all precentages are made up on the spot, my source is makeshitup.com.

Class: <LOL>
Teacher: Good argument.
by Edward Evil, CEO of Evil INC November 16, 2004
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Makenshitus

n. Ma-ken-shi-i-tus
The infliction of becoming addicted to the internet. Not being able handle long periods without the internet. Symptoms include staying on the internet for excessive periods of time, using internet lingo and phrases in real life, going to sites like 4chan.org or myspace.com too much, making people wait in the car for long periods of time while they "check" the internet, and while not on the internet, think about being on the internet when they get a chance. Withdrawls of this disease generaly cause more alertness, extra sleep, becoming more active, and actually having a life.
Earnest can't you go like five minutes without the internet! Gosh you do have Makenshitus!
by TheGrimReaper008 November 10, 2008
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bakeshift

a person who only wants to do what they want to do, and bitches no matter what. Radioshack employee's always fall into this catagory
Person one: dude, hes whining so much cuz we dont wanna go to the mall

Person two: what a bakeshift, he probably works at radioshack
by randyn June 22, 2006
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mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.
Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor
by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009
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MakeshiftMelon

a shitty gamer that has a shit PC and shit internet and is bad at life
your a MakeshiftMelon
by Jarno999 October 16, 2020
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