magoogling

To search for an item with your prescription glasses off.

I was magoogling for my car keys for an hour, then as soon as I put my glasses on, I could see they were right there.

by Merchnhop April 4, 2017

maggot tourism

When communities use marketing strategies resulting in seasonal wall-to-wall tourists.

Our quaint little town is crawling with tourists every Summer; we locals call it maggot tourism.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Magoofs

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

by hollowpnt October 16, 2008

Magolafism

A Series of Pipelines that were built deep underneath the soil by the Mesopotamian people. It carried sewage from Mesopotamia to Cuba and when mixed with the air molecules of cuba, Black people were formed. They then migrated to Africa because the world was connected at the time.

I cannot believe that the Ancient Magolafism is still in existance creating Black people

by MORIMOTO GODZIRRA March 29, 2009

Magoonerbait

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

by CadenErtel January 15, 2017