magtard

(Mag-tard) A person who's a part of the MAGA movement who cannot differentiate between fact and fiction. They typically worship a Cheeto-headed former president who initiated a failed coup on the US Capital.

Julie: What's all that racket down there?

Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?

Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.

by Socialistic Lesbian September 17, 2022

magneted

To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.

Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed

by Rocketrider13 August 3, 2007

Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.

-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

Magnetation

1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.

2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.

me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off

kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation

by silverdevils17 May 19, 2011

Manetary

A male secretary. A male administrative professional.

Mike, our department's manetary, sent out the agenda for the meeting.

by DE lightful April 23, 2013

magneta

When you read the word magenta as magneta

Person 1 : look it's name is magneta
Person 2: no that says magenta

by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021

manotard

A male leotard, often worn by wrestlers has more 'give' in the crotch area

It's wrestling night and the guys have their manotards on and ready to rumble

by Furrylee June 20, 2016