Maggie (Margaret)

Although generally very caring and gentle, with a goofy side shown to those trusted that shines brighter than the sun, Maggie has a reserved side. Whether hidden by jokes and a pretty face or in plain sight, it can be very intense. She can be very tolerant, but if you get her angry or mess with her friends she can tear you to pieces with a single stare or a slap across the face. Hugs are abundant, and make sure you're genuine. Although complicated at first glance, if you get past it she is extremely passionate, especially if you get her "in the mood". If she seems distant, she's probably contemplating something extremely complex and interesting, in her own world, thinking of life between the sheets, or asking herself random questions. Be careful, because once you hurt her she will ache for a long time under the surface. If she has a crush on you, make sure to make your social media public so she can look at every post just like she wants, and don't be afraid to make a move, because she'll always be understanding and willing to scoop you up in an embrace. (From a Maggie!)

"Did you see Maggie (Margaret)? She yelled at him so loudly he left with his tail between his legs!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"

by oppressivewombat April 18, 2018

Lord Maggie

Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.

Do not fear Lord Maggie is here

by lord maggie's big helper April 21, 2015

maggot robbie

So basically maggot Robbie is a term used for a fake girl

That girl is a proper maggot robbie

by Margot Robbies biggest hater August 11, 2017

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Magi

Magi are "wise men" (wise people) such as those who followed the star to Bethlehem to find the 'king of the Jews"

(Jesus/Yahshua) to worship Him as told in Matthew chapter 2:1-12. Most scholars say they were "Zoroastrian" priests (priests of the deity Ahura Mazda).

Magi came to see the baby Jesus (Yahshua). Does that mean that Ahura Mazda and Yahweh Elohim are the same deity?

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.

Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.

by HRH Satan November 28, 2009

Magia Della Moonlight

A Youtuber who is friends with Sparkling Melody and BeyondTheEnergy, including Teasel Willowtwist

I heard Magia Della Moonlight stands for Master Stomach Stew!

by winxmemix December 22, 2018