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Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.
Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!
by Andy December 22, 2004
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Magenta

Oh Magenta,my beloved sister, flesh of my flesh, delight of my life, forgive me you bitch.
by Mistress Columbia July 21, 2003
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Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.
Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"
by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011
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Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
by CJ September 5, 2004
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Magneto Mode

Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.
Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.
by Kushdaddy September 22, 2011
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Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends
by Og mudslide July 29, 2009
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magnetom

Some sort of magnetic/electronic system used in MRI's.
At my job (hospital), there is a very big door with the words "Magnetom" on it located in the CT Scan area. It has about 20 locks and handles and bolts on it. There are several warnings that say not to wear watches or pacemakers or anything metallic/electronic near it. I can never get close to the door because it scares me...it emits a very loud humming noise...I have no idea what's on the other side of that door!!
by ZeioIIDX May 16, 2006
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