Maycon

A caring person who loves everybody and has ups and downs and sometimes feels insecure but always got you're back and is a great person to have around

Maycons a funny guy and likes memes
You heard maycon just cracked a nice joke

by Magnolia is love September 27, 2018

bro magnon

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.

Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.

by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006

Perpetual Malcontent

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

Magoonerbait

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Magon

Magon is a truly awesome girl, with an enchanting smile and she keeps you enthralled with her humour and looks. She is always smiling. She rocks out hard and knows how to party, every guy falls at her feet even if they won't admit it! Plain and simple Magon rocks!...

Is that Magon?
Yeah that's her!
Wow she awesome!!!

by Dannitous March 21, 2011

Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009