The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006
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The Madden

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
by AJP86 October 28, 2008
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Madden

Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.
by I be Leo car oeisofje was xj January 15, 2021
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Madden

Generaly to go on a night out with lots of drink/drugs.
I'm going on one big madden tonight!
by StupidHeron5446 July 17, 2010
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maddenized

to be maddenized is to be dominated easily in EA sports title MADDEN
I maddenized Benji soo bad in madden he pooped his pants and licked it
by Willyumr284 September 7, 2004
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Madden

A tattle tail. A bitch. A spoiled little brat. A fat, overweight, annoying little girl. She will want berthing she sees and won't stop crying untill she gets it. And once she gets it she doesn't use it ever. Someone no one will want.
Stay away from her she's a Madden
by HorseAddiction August 23, 2017
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Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.
"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"
by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019
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