Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011

mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

by Hbobcat December 7, 2020

Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.

He's just another Spanish Mackerel.

by JMBrowning May 25, 2014