Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009

materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

Macabation

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

by filmzillz May 21, 2012

tiktok moderation

The most abysmal moderation system in the whole galaxy. Like you could report someone being a dick and tiktok would say "looks good to me srry"

Pedophile: Feeds a fucking cell his dick
Entire solar system population: reports
TikTok: The best I can do is "We have found no violation."
Fuck tiktok moderation

by 2fort February 12, 2022

Glass Cannon Moderation

A moderation system in which it is effectively a glass cannon, usually consisting of slight discrepancies or bias to result in a mishap in servers.

This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.

Otis: "bro did you get banned from the forum"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"

by Not AstroSoup_ May 5, 2022

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008