Matushan

A player who probably stole your girlfriend.

A. Balls man, I just lost my girlfriend.
B. Sorry to hear that man, it was probably Matushan

by iBoxerAli December 8, 2014

Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.

"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."

by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015

The Meatus hole

The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )

The Meatus Hole.

Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!

Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.

by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010

Mátús

Mátús is a handsome person who has friends who aren't wise and always make jokes about him because they are jealous of him. Matus also means handsome boy, the best in bed, kind and sometimes acts serious. If Mátús is used to name someone there is a 'Y' at the end of the name.

Omg he's so Mátúsy!

by The-Handsome-One1 April 29, 2019

Mantuska Tundra

This variety brings back that majestic legendary marijuana from the great Alaskan Northland. Highly recommended by the best fishing and hiking guides in the Matanuska Valley. The buds are huge and rock-hard as Denali "Mt. McKinley" herself. Intense flavor, chocolate aroma and potency have combined to form the most dense variety we have had the pleasure of producing thus far. A glacier of THC crystals frosts her colas and she packs more power than an icepack polar bear. Medical patients have mentioned that she is very beneficial for persons with pain ailments. The "creeper" quality of the smoke comes on slow and smooth, like a hike up a majestic mountain peak.

Hey man got any of that Mantuska Tundra shit,\
No dude sorry but I can get some hydro

by potheadmadness1 October 15, 2009

Maanushi

Maanushi is the sweetest girl u can come across. Although shy at first, Maanushi opens up like and open book and can’t stop talking ever! She is an amazing friend that will always go along with your stupid plans and will even make them better. Boys love her but she constantly doubts this. She is loyal, nice, VERY indescisive, and secretly poetic. She will never break a pinky promise.

Friend: hey we should make a plan so we can get u a man.
Maanushi: omg no! I can’t talk to boys.
Friend: promise you’ll do it! *pinky promise
Maanushi: ok! Ugh should I tho?

by User_1514 October 2, 2018

Meatus

1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.

1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"

by Jobyn April 17, 2010