Mealed

The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."

by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009

Pussy Mailed

It means to be blackmailed but by a woman that is either ur wife or girlfriend. It is when a man is blackmailed by there female partner with the comnsquence of no booty, sex or love making

Guy "i am not going to finger this panda's but"
Chick"If u dont u aint get any"
Pand"Dam u just got Pussy mailed"
Guy"what the fuck"

by Hunter williams August 2, 2009

Maledictorian

The lowest class point average in a graduating class. The opposite of Valedictorian.

The Maledictorian of the class is lots of fun, but dumb as a stump.

by St Barts October 29, 2020

darth mauled

to be completly destroyed, and to metaphorically see your own legs fall infront of you as you die.

archie: wahahaha
nick: oh son i got darth mauled!

by cheeseandchewie November 6, 2008

hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Mauled by Jesus

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.

*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus

by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011

FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.

Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!

by DANfan February 20, 2005