My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
by Chill Cat October 19, 2010
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come meet my cat

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"
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come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
by Overstored Milk September 01, 2014
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My cat is on fire

A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.
Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.

Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.
by Yo=yo master May 03, 2010
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petting my cat

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed
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tickle my cat

can you tickle my cat
by person12433252454 February 03, 2014
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come meet my cat

I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!
by tpq August 24, 2014
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