Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

mumbai server

the most toxic server in valorant

jignesh : bro my singapore ping is high, can u switch to mumbai server for this game ?
rahul : turn the team vc off, i'll switch

by why fry May 30, 2021

Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024

Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

mumbai cadillac

A scooter. Plain and simple. Just a fucking scooter you stand on

Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:

Dave: what's going on?

Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac

by anonymous May 29, 2024

Mumbai Malfoy

when getting a blowjob the male quickly catches the ejaculate and applies it like hair gel on the females hair and styles it to look like Draco Malfoy from the first harry potter movie.

dude, divyas hair was all messed up after she blew me. so i gave her a mumbai malfoy. problem solved!

by bonerpolice1000 April 30, 2023

RC Smart City Navi Mumbai

The Rotaract Club of Smart City Navi Mumbai is an elite youth organization that is part of Rotary International, dedicated to community service, professional development, and fostering leadership among young adults in Navi Mumbai.
It's ranked #1 in RID 3142 in 2022/23!

RC Smart City Navi Mumbai is the GOAT club of RI District 3142!

Smart Cityzens are the coolest rotaractors in the world!

RC Smart City Navi Mumbai were the best community based club in the year 2021/22!

by kingvesh June 26, 2024