Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012

Mowing the Air

Made popular by the Canadian sitcom, Trailer Park Boys. When someone is mowing the air, they are disregarding the task at hand in order to have fun or do nothing instead.

Matt: Hey Jack have you finished that chem homework that is due in two days?

Jack: No dude, I've been mowing the air so hard today, it's ridiculous.

by iTaterBud May 18, 2011

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

by clodia June 25, 2003

Mowing Muppets

The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.

Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.

by A.F.H December 19, 2008

Mowing my lawn

Its wat u say to ur freinds wen u want to stay home and do watever, especially video games, mainly madden 08. people usually do this wen they first get a new game or something.

"Guys i cant hang out today, im gonna be mowing my lawn, and then after that, i have to buy some.... shorts" says kevin

"O, ok kevin" says me

by Emcee Carthy October 25, 2007

mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

by sloshslosh July 20, 2009