moses 

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?

Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.

moses by 11212 October 13, 2006

Moses 

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

Moses by Sean January 3, 2004

moses 

A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara)

"Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?"

moses by Cara April 13, 2004

Moses 

Pank's second favorite.

"moses! moses! MOSES!"

Moses by hooning inc April 8, 2008

Moses 

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.

"Wow, you gave me a moses!"

Moses by Kersmith April 13, 2006

Moses 

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips

Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea

Moses by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020

moses 

king of the fucking jews!

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.

moses by Dusten October 15, 2006