mootah

Northumbrian. Noun. A piss

Mind me pint, ahm gaan fer a mootah.

by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006

Monotaro

1. A character from the fictional game series “danganronpa”
2. Burger King

Guy: monotaro is so cool
Guy 2: monotaro Burger King lol
Guy: this is why you have no friends

Guy: I know

by Nebby the little PEICE OF SHIT January 27, 2021

human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

by Nireves October 23, 2018

Moltar

Original host of toonami on cartoon network.

When Moltar was host they accually played good shows like Robotech.

by croixtreize December 25, 2005

Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

mowtarded

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.

"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"

by data66 August 4, 2007