mikolaj

A polish prick who over reacts when you do the slightest of things to him, usually born with a natural ghetto booty

"Man that guy is so annoying"

"Yeh, his name is Mikolaj"

by Whatthefrick December 7, 2013

Mikolay med C

his nick name will be "Torstein" because of friends

Friend 1: yo, that is Torstein aka Mikolay med C
Friend 2: ok

by Imreboy04 November 24, 2020

Mikolay

Has a giant dick and will steal yo girl slept with your friends mum

Mikolay is a really sexy guy I just wanna fuck him

by Skint ur mum October 28, 2019

mikolaj

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

Mikola

A person that has a lot of sex with super hot and sexy girls (mostly older). This Mikola has silent charm and can hook up with anyone that they want to with out saying many words.

Guy1- man i wish i was Mikola he gets mad pussy all day long.

Girl1- OMFG i totally want to hook up with Mikola we like never talked but he is so fucking sexy.

by sexy coed September 9, 2011

Mikolaj

A fat polish prick with a scrotum looking ass afro. He is physically weak and appears subhuman in nature. He has an attraction to fat human males and females.

Mikolaj is gay

by Giga sigma ultra alpha chad April 6, 2022

Mikola

the reflection of a very sexy person (usually of the female gender) in the mirror. this reflection often makes its human counterpart jizz their pants and/or wish thy were another human being so hey could have sex with this 'mikola'. Mikola refers to any persons reflection that is above the normal level of sexiness

daayyyuumm my mikola is sexy

by teradaktyll April 29, 2011