mr.mystery

A very mysterious boy who never tells a secret. He also keeps a lot of secrets about his friends and his family. But instead of that, he is very talented and a funny guy who can tell a scary story that will give you nightmares forever. Also if he is your friend, he will always have your back no matter what . On the other hand, if he is your enemy, he will make you regret anything you have ever done to him. Or if you do something to make him mad like take or break his stuff, he will hate you for a long time, ( a whole month.). But he can be mean when he wants to.

Mr.Mystery is very mysterious.

by Jay4lyfe January 10, 2017

Your Sister a Mister

Only used by the almighty, worse then your mom gay and everything else

Caleb:Your mom gay
Kyle:Your dad a lesbian

Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle:Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle:Just fucking melts

by NippleringBitch March 15, 2018

Mystery solved

The illumination of a conundrum - an answer is given/deduced/made available to something that was previously puzzling.

Guy 1: Damn, I've been searching everywhere for my phone for the last hour!

Guy 2: Did you check your pockets?

Guy 1: Ah! Mystery solved.

by UrbanFanBoy January 10, 2011

misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.

you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

by danaayyy May 25, 2007

Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 6, 2010

miseryxchord

Publisher of DOOM! Magazine, stays prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

MiseryXchord keeps a shotgun and machete handy in case of zombies.

by Steampunk Octopod December 31, 2011

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008