Michela

michela is a true beauty. She is very compassionate, understanding and accepting. Hates drama or any thing of the sort. Beautiful from head-to-toe, soul-to-mind. A michela is super friendly but is also very selective of who is apart of her circle. Getting into an intimate relationship with a michela is rare. Michela's aren't much for having relationships, they are care free and think of their freedom before anything else. Feel lucky if you happen to find yourself engaging anything remotely intimate with a Michela. Although Michela's are kind, they are often mistaken for being flirtatious. Michela's have an uncontrollable temper that they will take out on you if you piss one off. Michela's literally see red when made upset or mad and you will get the horns, boy. Bottom line, don't fuck with a Michela.

Michela is a good friend

by Jayson__. November 21, 2021

Mishel

In Arabic it stands for: "light" while in the Bible it means who is like god and a "god's gift". The best thing that could possibly happen to you in your life. She's one of a kind. She is the most beautiful thing your eyes have ever seen. Her knowledge is never ending. She is sex. She is the bad bitch who's gonna fuck you up with her kickboxing skills if you act like a dick. Don't shit on her dick cause then you will be shitted on.

Fuck I think I saw God in my dream!
Oh! You mean you saw Mishel

by mishelisdabest November 22, 2021

Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011

Michelada

Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.

Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.

by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010

Micheladazo

Be it said of the first michelada to be consumed at the start of the school term.

"Oh man what a shitty first day of school, time to get the starting micheladazo!"

by -- Rojo -- April 12, 2010

Michelada

An alcoholic drink made with cerveza(Mexican lager), tomato juice/chelada, lime juice, sometimes garnished similar to a Bloody Mary (celery stick, olives, maybe a shrimp, and a spicy salty rim). Make it a super by adding a shot of tequila.

Let's go get micheladas and Mexican food, I know the perfect place!

by Beckers_dog April 27, 2016

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009