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Minnesota Finish

A "Minnesota Finish" may refer to:

1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.

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2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.
1. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings became only the third team in NFL history to win 15 games during the regular season and broke many records along the way. However, during the NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings Kicker Gary Anderson, 35 for 35 during the regular season, caused a "Minnesota Finish" when he missed a crucial field goal. The Falcons would beat the Vikings 30-27 as a result.

2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."
by Jacques Lemaire April 20, 2008
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Bloomington, Minnesota

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.
I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.
by DerTrommler August 1, 2012
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minnesota

the land of 3 seasons, winter, summer, and road construction.
"the gophers won against the hawkeyes, so in celebration i teabagged an iowan.
by mlen December 7, 2003
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minnesota steamer

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing
dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye
by mark koran November 16, 2006
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Minnesota Sneak

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)
John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."
by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009
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north branch minnesota

A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying
They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota
by Austin the yeet February 1, 2017
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Cambridge, Minnesota

The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.

Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Hmm, you're a judgmental bitch, must be from Cambridge, Minnesota.
by straightouttactown September 5, 2016
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