meat 

Someone who did something dumb or is known for doing dumb things.

Friend 1: haha Jake showed up to school on Sunday thinking it was Monday again.
Friend 2: I'm not surprised. He's a meat.

meat by webpapii June 2, 2015

Meat 

A word that can be added to the end of ANY noun to increase its ghettoness

If you don't shut up, I'm going to hit you in your mouthmeat!

He just left a mess on my deskmeat.

I just stubbed my toemeat!

I loves me some Shawnmeat :)

Meat by tyleranne August 2, 2011

meat 

to have sex with/put your penis in.

Me- I'd really like to meat Jessica Alba.
You- Which way do you mean?
Me- Well, I'd like to meet her, and then meat her.

meat by ipscg December 20, 2008

meat 

1. The flesh of an animal

2. The penis

1. Me Tarzan, you Jane, eat meat!
2. Me Pimp Daddy, you bitch, eat meat!

meat by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002

meat 

"meat" - sexual intercourse, fuck.

For example: "I'd like to MEAT her" or "Dude, look at the ass on that bitch, I'd like to MEAT her someday".

meat by Emersumbiguns August 20, 2012

meat 

A nick-name for a large male who usualy has facial features and bad habbits that make him unattractive to females

Meat you ugly fuck. Did you just drop ass.

meat by Anonymous July 2, 2003

meat 

A dirty word for sexual intercorse

I really want to meat your mum

meat by tim hol December 9, 2004