MBA (man bun alert)

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022

U MBA

Usless MBA, someone who has an MBA but not the real world skills and to hold down a job which utilizes thier education.

MBA who works in a job that doesn't require even a bs degree.

Dude, that Barista has an MBA
--Make that a U MBA

by dander56 February 14, 2012

MD/MBA

Students who started med school, realized that there are more lucrative and interesting ventures than trying to save the world one human at a time. Oh and they also couldn't stand their lame classmates and didn't want to completely throw away the painful years they had already invested (see "med school").

"I graduated with an MD/MBA because after the first two years of medical school I realized that everyone's going to die anyway so instead of practicing medicine and being miserable, I decided that I'd rather be happy and just tell the doctors what to do."

by EG and AB May 25, 2008

Chinese MBA Students

A category of students from mainland China that undertakes a MBA course in Europe, United States or Canada. This people usually do not integrate with other fellow students, don't share their knowledge and don't participate. They are specialists in copying the work and organizing parallel activities, where the non-chinese are never invited. They have excellent marks, but don't expect any help or possibility for good professional networking. Chinese MBA students are fantastic in the West to re-define our assumptions and all positive prejudice we had from such a prosperous society. There are no doubts that China would be in a even better shape if their future, high-potential international managers were not so egoists.

"You will certainly understand what I just wrote if you came accross a MBA program"

by Ciro April 18, 2005

Wiki MBA

Wiki (Wikipedia) MBA (Masters of Business Administration - Noun, Term. Meaning when the primary source used to get through one's MBA program is Wikipedia, since it provides the best tutoring for the core material of an MBA program (Finance, Economics, Marketing, etc)

He used Wikipedia so often to get through his MBA, it should say Wiki MBA on his diploma when he graduates.

by DSHEA April 16, 2010

The Security MBA

The Security MBA (Masters of Beer Appreciation) is a group meeting in Ohio since 2004 on a monthly basis for the sharing of information regarding InfoSec, crypto, CyberCrime, hacking, Internet law, social engineering, identity, forensics, firearms, national security, and more topics within the Information Security bailiwick. With usually free beer. Informative, casual, conversational, sometimes irreverent, frequently entertaining, The Security MBA is wickedly fun.

"Hey Bob, you need to come to The Security MBA tonight! Free beer, and strippers!"

"Dude, did you say beer, I'm in!"

by Trogdor the Burninat0r October 21, 2009

The MBA Debate Team

A group of policy debaters whose names are also definitions of words on urbandictionary.

Fadi was dejected because his girlfriend didn't like him. "Why doesn't Jamie like me?" he thought. "I don't have Ed. I always use a Jimmy-hat. She loves it when I get a Rahul, or a Mason. She says it looks like a Sam, and she loves to get JB'd. I've never been a Chunbum to her. What's wrong with me?"

Just then, Andrew entered the room, with Kyle and Robert in tow, all yelling. Fadi finally quieted the din.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Kyle and Robert, in an attemped to get free cable, Micah-sized your TV."
"What the hell? Kyle!"
As Fadi chased Kyle and Robert out of the room, Andrew chuckled to himself.
"Nobody likes Fadi because he never has any good Harrison around," he said with a laugh.

I hope you enjoyed the story of the MBA debate team. Check the links if you get mixed up.

by PowellRanger August 21, 2006