God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"
"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"
"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"
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Get the mateausz mug.(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.
Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
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Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
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Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"
Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."
Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
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