Manspreading

The annoying practice of men spreading there legs much wider than necessary causing others to either be squished or unable to sit. To all the triggered men who are pissy because they’re finally getting called out on their bullshit, men are obviously not expected to sit with their knees perfectly together because of their dicks, but you do not need to take up three seats to protect your balls and you know it.

Manspreader: *spreads out legs as far as humanly possible*
Person riding the subway: Um excuse me but you’re taking up a lot of room and I need to sit-
Manspreader: FEMINIST SHIT!! I’M NOT MANSPREADING!!! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO OPPRESS ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DICK. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU FEMINIST SNOWFLAKE BITCH!!!!

by Blaheiejrisjeirriej September 8, 2019

Manspreading

Manspreading is the physical manifestation of small dick energy, a biological mutation that evolved in some human males to trick potential mates and/or perceived physical threats into believing there is a big dick present where, in fact, none exists.

That small-dick guy on Urban Dictionary keeps saying that feminists created the term 'manspreading' because feminist women don't appreciate the enormous power of a big dick, while said small-dick guy also claims that dicks are easily crushed/suffocated/damaged by being in close proximity to human flesh.

by Baddubdad May 29, 2020

Manspreading

A feminist term used to discriminate against people with external genitalia who needs to spread their legs to sit comfortably.

"Look at the man over there, he is clearly oppressing women by Manspreading to claim dominance in the name of the patriarchy! ".

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Manspreading

Men should be able so that they don't crush their balls, not taking up too much space.

He's not manspreading

by Daddychill4206021 April 19, 2021

Manspreading

When a man is sitting and they spread their legs wide apart to show how submissive and breedable they are.

Similar to how a male peacock flaunts his feathers.

You saw that man on the train? Totally breedable! I mean did you see his manspreading?

by jambajuicejay November 21, 2021

vehicular manspreading

Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.

I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.

by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017

conversational manspreading

When someone completely dominates a conversation, especially in a meeting, making all the possible salient points anyone else could possibly have made, then when anyone else tries to add a point, partially or completely dismisses their ideas.

Our retro was 100% the Rob show, conversational manspreading the first 20 minutes. When I finally could talk I said we need a security breach process. He interrupted me and said, "well I'm not concerned about that right now. Anyway it's not necessary."

by BrokenCoffeeCup April 18, 2023