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losing his manhood

the act of becoming the complete opposite of what defines a man:

1. dancing and singing along to underage korean girl band songs.

2. saul lee all the time.

3. see 1 and 2.
man, why is saul always losing his manhood?
by Conan Jen April 6, 2008
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Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".
"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."
by BadEar November 10, 2009
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Steamy Manhood

When you get home from a hot day at work and you unzip your jeans and BAM! Out comes your steamy manhood.
When tim saw bill unzip his pants he stated" thats some steamy manhood there!" bill blushed :)
by Big T May 3, 2004
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Revoking your manhood card

Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.
He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.
by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024
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manhoodie

The loose, hanging and flapping foreskin of an uncircumcised human male.
It is the equivalent of a hoodie sweatshirt for the cock head. The size of the loose dangling foreskin cover defines the level of manhood, making it a "manhoodie". Akin to loose, dangling and flapping pussy lips on the human female.
by bnj61 May 31, 2012
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Establish that Man Hood

Establishing your man hood by showing you are in control over something or someone
First trip to prison everyone should try to Establish that Man Hood!!!
by tightright September 4, 2010
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Mashood

A wholesome man who is sexy and has a large penis. All males aspire to be like him.
Man i wish i was a mashood
by Heisenberg1294 December 8, 2018
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