Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

by the funky kind March 5, 2011

mathology

Mathology is the study of math

I am going to kill my self because I have mathology 3rd block.

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 29, 2008

Magic Mythology

A type of magic that illustrates biomistic power has the ability to bounce the earth like a basketball. Enlightens the moon and moves with the stars is capable of eliminating the powers of voodoo and witchcraft. Religious deciphers juggle one wheel on the bicycle and make words of craftsmanship on instrumentals lyrical.

Magic mythology is used by kahiem and other religious deciphers try to imitate the practice but he brings out the originality.

by Jinaist Policies May 4, 2021

faithology

1. To have faith
2. To believe
3. To express hope

1. The systematic scientific study of faith as a means of experience existence
2. The science of faith
3. Science and faith combined

by Victor Darnell Hadnot October 24, 2003

Mythology

The biggest fucking waste of time in the history of the world. Made up of names and stories that have no significance whatsoever and you want to stick the book up someone's ass when youre done with it, if you ever finish. FUCK THIS.

What the fuck do we learn from Mythology that will benefit us in any way once we leave this motherfucking school?

by MeesterElliott October 14, 2009

Fundamentalist Christian Mythology

The fundamentalist christian religion as seen in the light of truth. That is as a mythology.

He knows all about fundamentalist christian mythology.

by Judge dredd7 July 11, 2011

Norse mythology

Viking religion where they pray to Anthony Hopkins, Chris hemsworth, Tom Riddleston, and others. They believe in 9 worlds where shit goes down all connected by the world tree from avatar. They have a heaven where you have to die in combat, hell thats not called he’ll and an end of the world where everything dies (RIP spider man). Also you have to loose shit to get shit like magic powers and shit. Also the gods are mortal and all wear tiny skirts and have long beards with ugly ass hats with horns attached to the front and back of them.

I was told too research NORSE MYTHOLOGY by my dad.

by Red neck brain surgeon September 29, 2018